she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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