You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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