this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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