i may or may not be watching the land before time
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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