I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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