Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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