Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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