so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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