did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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