it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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