So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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