my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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