so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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