Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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