After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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