Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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