Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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