I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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