there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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