I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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