He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
