Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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