I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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