The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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