he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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