Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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