Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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