Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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