Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
