I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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