if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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