have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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