How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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