Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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