I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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