Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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