If that was your dad, he is hot
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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