just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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