I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
we should paint friendship bongs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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