just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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