i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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