Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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