How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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