Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can text with my tongue
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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