You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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