Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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