idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
