We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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