Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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