can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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