Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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