Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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