There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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