Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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