ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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