I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
PANTIES FOUND
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