So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Randomize