I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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